Velvet Swing | Cannabis Enhanced Sensual Lubricant

WATER SOLUBLE & LATEX SAFE

USE IT WITH ALL YOUR TOYS!

WATER SOLUBLE & LATEX SAFE

USE IT WITH ALL YOUR TOYS!

WHAT’S IN VELVET SWING™?

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THC dilates the smallest capillaries, which increases blood flow and heightens sensitivity, and can lead to longer, stronger orgasms. Terpenes work with increased efficiency in densely vascularized areas of the body.

CBD works in synergy with THC to relax blood vessels and muscle tension, leading to easier, more pleasurable intercourse.

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CANNABIS PRODUCT

Contains a balanced ratio of THC and CBD, as well as a custom terpene blend to maximize absorption.

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FOR ROMANCE

Known to enhance sensitivity and orgasmic pleasure for women, men, and couples–anyone seeking more intense and longer-lasting orgasms

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DESIGNED BY WOMEN

Meticulously researched by sexual icon Mistress Matisse, Velvet Swing delivers unique levels of sexual satisfaction for men and women.

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CANNABIS PRODUCT

Contains a balanced ratio of THC and CBD, as well as a custom terpene blend to maximize absorption.

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FOR ROMANCE

Known to enhance sensitivity and orgasmic pleasure for women, men, and couples–anyone seeking more intense and longer-lasting orgasms

femaleicon

DESIGNED BY WOMEN

Meticulously researched by sexual icon Mistress Matisse, Velvet Swing delivers unique levels of sexual satisfaction for men and women.

DESIGNED BY WOMEN

MEET MISTRESS MATISSE

Sexual Icon Mistress Matisse started VELVET SWING™ after discovering cannabis’ ability to greatly enhance people’s sex lives. Mistress Matisse has been a professional dominatrix in Seattle since 1997, and been writing and educating people about BDSM, polyamory, and sex work for twenty years. She tweets at @MistressMatisse.

“Unlike other products, Velvet Swing was not cooked up in a lab by some scientists using an obscure combination of big data hoping that it might work. Velvet Swing was developed and designed for you by me, an experienced sex professional to deliver lots of big orgasms.”

 

“Unlike other products, Velvet Swing was not cooked up in a lab by some scientists using an obscure combination of big data hoping that it might work. Velvet Swing was developed and designed for you by me, an experienced sex professional to deliver lots of big orgasms.”

 

CANNABIS PRODUCT

Our exclusive terpene blend increases the bioavailability of the cannabinoids, i.e. it lets you get more bang out of them. THC and CBD provide localized sensation and increased blood flow that make VELVET SWING™ so much fun!

We use a proprietary water emulsion cannabis suspension, which means VELVET SWING™ is:

 

  • Oil free!
  • Non-irritating and pH balanced for vaginas.
  • Free of parabens, glycerin, and propylene glycol.

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WILL VELVET SWING ™ GET ME HIGH?

Not unless you use it anally or orally (you’d need to eat a LOT of it to get high). These body parts absorb cannabis directly into the bloodstream, while vaginas don’t.

 

VELVET SWING™ takes 20 minutes to take effect, reaching full potency in 40 minutes, and lasts between 2 and 4 hours. Consider applying it for dinner, and enjoying for dessert!

WILL VELVET SWING™ GET ME HIGH?

Not unless you use it anally or orally (you’d need to eat a LOT of it to get high). These body parts absorb cannabis directly into the bloodstream, while vaginas don’t.

 

VELVET SWING™ takes 20 minutes to take effect, reaching full potency in 40 minutes, and lasts between 2 and 4 hours. Consider applying it for dinner, and enjoying for dessert!

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THC ABSORPTION VIA TOPICALS

VELVET SWING™ won’t get you high in the traditional sense. Everyone responds differently to VELVET SWING™. 2 pumps might be all you need…but for stronger effects, try 5 or more pumps. Massage VELVET SWING™ into clitoris and surrounding area thoroughly. Now the fun begins! Many women experience localized warmth and tingling, as well as longer, stronger orgasms. Enjoy!

VELVET SWING™ UPDATES

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VELVET SWING™ HAS COME…

AND SO WILL YOU.

FIND VELVET SWING™ NEAR YOU*

VELVET SWING™ will be available soon in more recreational pot shops near you*! Call your local budtender, tell them you want VELVET SWING™!

 

*AVAILABILITY MAY VARY. VELVET SWING™ SELLS OUT QUICK! CALL AHEAD TO MAKE SURE YOUR SHOP HASN’T SOLD OUT!

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SHARE YOUR VELVET SWING™ EXPERIENCES

Follow Velvet Swing on Instagram. Give us a shout out, tell us about how much fun you had using our wonderful product! Show us what you and your partner look like #BEFOREandAFTERVelvetSwing! Get updates on events and the process of making Velvet Swing that makes our sensual lubricant so special.

TWEET US @VELVET SWING™

TWEET US @VELVET SWING™

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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
RT @ChelseaCebara: Two uh-maze-ing events this weekend! Seattle Erotic Art Festival and my old stomping grounds, Dockside Cannabis in Sodo!…
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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
Just to add: To RSVP, email: Lisas@Docksidecannabis.com
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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
The other super-hot thing Velvet Swing is up to this weekend is: my fabulous colleague @ChelseaCebara and I will be… https://t.co/kpAy5UmXLN
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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
Hey Velvet Swing lovers! We are going to be all over town this weekend! For starters, Velvet Swing is a proud spon… https://t.co/9zDdl66b1a
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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
@Whoretographer @mistressmatisse Lol I can’t imagine why? hee hee
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@Velvet_SwingApr 25
Inexpensive shoes https://t.co/S6jJrwhhQd

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