Why Can’t I Get Velvet Swing In My State? (Or: How Does Weed Become An Orgasm?)
One of the most frequent emailed questions we get asked at Velvet Swing is: How can I order this product online? And we have …
All about Velvet Swing!
Hi there! My name is Mistress Matisse, and I am the founder of Velvet Swing, the world’s most amazing cannabis-infused sensual lubricant. If you’re here, …
Velvet Swing – Taking Your Love Life To A New High
If your sex life is leaving you wanting more, or you’re just looking for a way of spicing things up in the bedroom, it might be time to try something a little different. One of the best new ways to do that is with a cannabis topical designed to improve your sexual experiences and take your orgasm to the next level. And the best cannabis lubricant on the market is Velvet Swing, a product that’s been designed by women, for women, and which has been proven to give 8 out of 10 women stronger and longer orgasms.
Female Budtender in WA
Oh. My. God. It is AMAZING! I’m pretty sure we could achieve world peace if everyone had a bottle of this stuff
“RESPECT MY REGION” GETS MORE VELVET SWING™
When the weather gets colder, and the storms get nastier, the urge to cuddle up with someone gets quite a bit stronger. Warm up these cold nights with the Velvet Swing cannabis-infused lubricant.
“RESPECT MY REGION” TALKS ABOUT VELVET SWING™
On May 19th, join Mistress Matisse and her team of cannabis sex-perts as they launch Velvet Swing at Diego Pellicer. From 6-7pm, visit Diego and learn about how this revolutionary lubricant can bring your erotic life to a whole new level.
Male Customer
My wife loves it, says its the best and most fulfilling sex she’s had in years. Noe she wants to have lots of sex!
Female Customer
I’m post-menopausal, and I’ve had better sex with Velvet Swing than I have in 10 years. I don’t know how it works, but I cried …
Come see me in person Weds May 16th!
Do you have questions about how to use cannabis to enhance your sex life? Come see me at Seattle sex toy store Wild At Heart, at 7pm Wednesday May 16th. I’ll be speaking with pot expert Chelsea Cebara. Join us!
“ACE IN THE HOLE” VELVET SWING™ REVIEW
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE NUMBER ONE CANNABIS DRINK! Check out the Happy Apple™ feature in the June issue of DOPE MAGAZINE. Happy Apple™ is also in the upcoming July issue.